Boehner: The Weepening

Ever wanted to make John Boehner cry? I mean, it’s not like that’s difficult. Awww, John, don’t be embarrassed, I get weepy after an entire bottle of wine too. Anyway, he deserves it now more than ever, for his role in the No Taxpayer Funding For Abortion Act. There’s a rundown over at Tiger Beatdown if you’re unfamiliar with it – basically, the whole fucking point is to deny abortion coverage to RAPE AND INCEST SURVIVORS by narrowing the definitions of what “rape” and “incest” are when it comes to government dollars for abortion. It’s ghoulish and awful and FLAMES, FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.

Um, anyway. OK, so I fucking hate Twitter. I think it’s one of the worst things to ever happen to the Internet. I started an account when I was drunk, and now I just use to look at funny shit that Patton Oswalt, Stephen Colbert, and Mike Birbiglia say. BUT, if I can think of something to Tweet (ugh) at Boehner that isn’t just 140 characters of cursing, I’m going to join in Sady Doyle’s #DearJohn campaign (more on that at the link) and harass the fucking daylights out of him. And if you’ve got Twitter and you give a fuck about things like women being forced to bear their rapists’ children, you should too.

Oh, and I really enjoyed Boehner’s entry on the Buffalo Beast‘s 50 Most Loathsome Americans of 2010 list: “Cries so often he embarrasses Glenn Beck’s family. An incorrigibly lazy corporate puppet who owes his emotional instability to legendary Merlot consumption and his radioactive Naugahyde complexion to innumerable special interest golf junkets.” Hee!


~ by Smellen on January 31, 2011.

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