hell is other people, indeed.
Hi! So I’m in the midst of what will probably be an all-nighter, writing a profile of an academic library. Whoo. School. For some light amusement, however, I have decided to share with y’all some missives I recently received from a…gentleman…on OkCupid. (Yes, I do that. Whatever. I’ve met plenty of lovely people outside of my immediate punk/metal friend circle, which was more or less my goal there.) Apologies for those of you who are my Facebook friends who have seen this, but I don’t encounter this sort of 90-proof complete fucking batshittery often in my life, so I like to share the, uh, wealth when I do.
So. This dude’s opening line was telling me that John Carpenter’s The Thing was a remake (because I say in my profile that I like The Thing, but not the recent remake which exists for some fucking reason). Yeah, no shit, I read IMDB too. I scanned his profile, found little of interest, and decided to ignore him. Then this happened. (Changes in his profile picture come from him changing it as I screencapped all this nonsense, because apparently duckface vs. tired internet meme is a real tough decision.)
well, I can’t imagine why a total fucking prize like THAT is still single.